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What Should Cub Fan Do To Pay Playoff Bet? Need Survey To Break Tie.?

Several friends I frequent a sports bar with bet me the Cubs would get crushed in the 1st round. OMG they did. I had to „survey” customers in the bar to determine my exact fate…..get spanked (like the Cubs were!) or not, & how, etc. I polled 19 ppl who were there & would answer:
>16 said I SHOULD get spanked >3 said NO
> 8 said 20 swats from each ( I bet 4 ppl) > 8 said 20 swats total [TIE}
> 2 said Fully clothed > 6 said On Panties > 4 said Bare Bottom eg Thong > 4 said Nude [TIE bare vs covered]
> 5 said Hand >5 said Pingpong paddle >3 said Frat paddle >0 said Belt >3 said Hair Brush. [TIE]
We ask you guys to answer the „survey” & break the tie. (BTW the pay off is supposed to take place in the bar….unless you vote bare or nude!!)

I Think My Girlfriend May Break Up With Me, Help!!?

So, i think i’ve messed up really bad. I just want to know if there is anything that I can do to fix it. Here goes:
I was trying to think of a great gift for my third anniversary with my girlfriend but I was having a hard time. She is always complaining that she hates her clothes, so I took them all when she was at work and gave them to the people in our complex that she doesn’t get along with.
I thought that seeing them wear clothes she hates would make her happy, it didn’t. My plan was then to take her on a shopping spree for all new clothes… but I am unemployed and addicted to internet gambling, so I maxed out all my credit cards that afternoon on a cold streak. So now she has no clothes except the ones she went to work in, and have $15,000 in credit card debt, all in one day.
So I have about three hours before she gets home and I need to fix this. So I call my buddy over to help me think, but he brings over this bag of killer mushrooms. we end up getting really stoned, and when she got home we were hiding under the table, eating peanut butter and pickled egg sandwiches. I tried to convince her that i was drunk, not high, but neither made her happy. She was mad, but she went upstairs to change into something more comfortable and really lost it when her stuff was all gone.
While this was going on, my idiot friend stole our dvd player and ran out to the pawn shop with it. I tried telling her that we should just have sex and forget about everything that happened but apparently she wasn’t very horny. now she broke up with me and i had to suck up to the manager at the abc diner to get my job back. ( i was fired for trying to win gift certificates in a contest that employees were not eligible for )
is there anything that i can do to get her back, or should i just keep fooling around with the girl that ive been cheating on her with?

How To Break Down Bets In To Trebles And Singles Etc …..?

my new job is a cashier in a bookmakers im finding it hard to translate the bets lol cant work out the bets like breaking a tricast down into singles doubles trebles etc …. any ideas how i can do it simple please lol