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Do You Think I Can Get Into Arizona State?

im a senior this year. i have a 2.9 gpa, 18 act (i am retaking.. i didnt study before.. i bet i can get it up to maybe a 20). 3 years of varsity sports (track and field). 2 years JV rugby. a year of jv baseball. freshman basketball. Eagle Scout. a citizen ship award from my school. 2 academic awards in science and preforming arts, and have taken mandarin for 6 years.

Did You Know That Einstein Used Bible Codes To Prove Dinosaurs Drilled Into Hell To Steal Nasa’s Missing Day?

I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M’s (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is „MM” in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there’s no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government made them change their name to KFC).
Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said „Call 911!” but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled „Join the crew!”
He knew it wasn’t a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It’s true – I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.)
The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy’s expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, „Welcome to the world of AIDS.”
Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital – the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x’s and o’s in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good luck but for only 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).
So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.
Send THIS to all the friends who send you their mail and you will receive 4 green M&Ms — if you don’t, the owner of Proctor and Gamble will report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck: you will get sick from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your spouse will develop a skin rash from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.
I know this is all true ’cause I read it on the Internet.

Is There A Promblem At The Moment With Visa Gift Cards? Im Trying To Deposit Into My Betting Account Wont Work

Depending on who issued the card, there may be. Virtually all US banks do not allow their Visa/Mastercard/etc cards to be used to fund online gambling accounts directly, since Internet Gambling is illegal in the US. Payment processors that accept US Visa (etc) cards and try to mask that they’re being accepted to fund internet gambling accounts are actively being prosecuted under US Federal Racketeering laws.

How Can I Turn $6000 Into $9000 Over A Few Months?

Well, i’m wanting to buy a new motorbike which costs $6000, but that would mean leaving me without any savings – which I kinda need incase I lose my main income. So I would like to increase the amount of money I have so that I still have some money for a rainy day.
So what would be the best way to increase my money over time? Stock markets, betting on sporting teams which can’t lose, or what?

I Have This Boyfriend Thru Internet He Had Cheated On Me Several Times And He Is Into It Again. Wat Shall I Do

we are about to get married. he is about to see me this coming june.he was an exconvict. he is into gambling and has this bad attitude towards small and petty things. he said that he just wanted to be understood. i love him though he treats me like a doormat. i do really want our relationship to work out. please help me, im confused.

Can I Get Into Trouble In The Uk For Subversive Comments On A Chinese Forum? And Can Anyone Recommend One?

The chinese government regularly „patrols” its internet sites to make sure that users do not promote Gambling, Superstition, or make comments against the government.
I am a pretty vehement supporter of free speech, and also feel I could derive a considerable amount of enjoyment from saying just these things. But would I get into trouble?

Ive A ?20 Note And Want To Make It Into A ?50,whats The Best Sports Bet To Do This Today,,?

Whats you Tip brothers sisters,,,,,,

Can Someone Into Sports Try This For Me?

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it is free sports betting where you can win actual real money and cant lose money you start with ten cents and someone wound up with 400 dollars can someone try it please and tell me if its a good sit

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What Is The Best Way To Get Into The Sports Industry,i Would Love To Get A Job That Involves Sports. Any Ideas

I have never liked any of my jobs before..Office jobs. Its not me at all and it sucks. What is the best way to get into sports? Any way of not going to school for it? or would my best bet go to school for sports managment and go from there? You guys have any ideas? shortcuts?

Why Do Americans Bash Islam While Supporting A Government That Is Turning Us Into A Traditional Islamic State?

Does it make any sense? Many Americans bash Islamic culture for their lack of freedom. However, at the same time the leaders of America are taking away all our freedoms. For example, they ban smoking in many places, ban protesting in many places and ban internet gambling. At this rate, in a few years American women will be forced to cover their faces with veils. What is your reasoning for this Islam bashers?