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Ok Last One For The Kids Funny Or Not?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips, one byte at a time.
Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don’t get caught in the Internet.
What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Pizza with everyone on it.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the cheesecake.
I trained my dog not to beg at the table.
How did you do that?
I let him taste my cooking.
What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What do cats call mice on skateboards?
„Meals on Wheels.”

Why Do Parents Allow Their Kids To Spend So Much Time On The Internet?

The internet has three puposes: commerce, porn and gambling. Most of the information found on-line is flawed. That which is not flawed can be found in books. It would be a horrible thing if kids actually opened a book. Kids that are looking for answers on this site are in a world of trouble. There is way too much bad advice being given on Yahoo Answers. Another thing, there are way to many degenerates on line. Why don’t you spend time with the little boogers instead of letting some degenerate on-line babysit them.

Why Does My Wife Insist I Give Up Internet Gambling ? She Has A Job And I Think The Kids Do Well In School.?

Yes, I’m addicted to internet gambling and I gave up a lucrative job at an ad agency to pursue my dream of being the worlds best internet gambler..here is the problem..I sent my wife to a second job ( at 7-11 ) because I’ve been on a bad streak and need the extra cash to pay off my visa. Now she’s complaining that her and the kids are cold ( gas was turned off Dec. 23/06) but we have two space heaters..and the 7 year old twins are not getting their proper meals and the school has called cause their teeth are starting to rot ( lack of proper vitamins ).Does she NOT realize that this is just a bad streak and in no time I”ll win BIG/HUGE ? Then we can get the gas back on and get the kids to the dentist..Why does she always complain ??? I told her when she married me it was for better or worse, so she not only promised me, but promised God..I think she is out of line and needs an attitude adjustment..what is the best way for me to make her stop nagging and complaining ???