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Why Is It So Funny When A Man Gets Kicked In The Genitals?as A Man This Isn’t Funny To Me At All!?

I mean come on MEN, why do YOU laugh at this joke? I LOVE women very much, but I wonder If a women got kicked in the genital would everybody[including women]think that this is so funny.Because I don’t get the joke !If you are being attacked by a man in self defense O.K. I understand.Otherwise this whole notion of kicking a man in the genitals for fun and sport is crazy. Let’s start seeing more movies where women get kicked in the genitals,I bet that will change public oppinion!

I Lost A Bet And I Won’t Back Out But Is This Fair?

I said cheerleading isn’t a sport and girls cant beat guys in sports. They bet if I lost to one of them in basketball they get to make me into a cheerleader for as long as they want. If I won, then this cheerleader Cathy had to be my maid for as long as I want but she beat me. We only have girls cheer here and they wear the usual short skirts and tops. I hate backing out of bets and dares, but this is pretty crazy right?
Cathy said I have to wear „hair ribbons lots and lots of glitter eye shadow and lip gloss a skirt so uh do sumthing with your legs of course you are gonna have to wear make up! cheerleaders have to grab attention and stand out in a crowd!” Is all that fair??

Ny Sports Fans How About This ?

Lets have the dodgers move back to Brooklyn. They can build a stadum on the land that the Nets where going to use. Then You have the Mets move to LA. ( they have always just been a store brand version of the Yankees) and city field can be changed to a foot ball stadium ( should not be hard the out field is soooo big) and the Jets can play there. That way every one is happy. New York baseball fans who hate the yankees don’t have to deal with the Mets anymore and people in LA dont care weather they win or loose so they wont be that angry that the Mets never win. And then Joe Torry will do what casey stengel did and come from being a wining Yankee manager and going across town to help prop up the new ball club in NY. And the dodgers will be back in Brooklyn where they belong.
I’m sorry but the mets just fail in New York. When you look at NY baseball history the Dodgers Yankees and giants had a great rivalry. Now what is it. Apart from a Few years in the late 80s and one yaar in 69 the bets have just not been able to be good enough for a cross town rivalry with the Yankees.

How Do This Weeks Nfl Odds Work?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/dailylines

I know how the + /- system works in general, but i’m more used to seeing it with numbers in the 100’s (like -200/+105). Could someone explain a game situation to me for a straight up bet based on this weeks odds?

This Was A Smart Bet Huh?? Look At That Payout?

Parlay (4 Teams) 11/20/07 00:02 ET
bet 28.57 to win 285.70 (paid 314.27) Result: Wager Won
Bucks(Milwaukee) 111
Cavaliers(Cleveland) 107 11/20/07(19:10 ET)
Bucks(Milwaukee) +6.5
Lakers(LA) 134
Pacers(Indiana) 114 11/20/07(19:10 ET)
Lakers(LA) -1
Raptors(Toronto) 99
Mavericks(Dallas) 105 11/20/07(20:40 ET)
Raptors(Toronto) +9.5
Warriors(GoldenState) 108
Knicks(NewYork) 82 11/20/07(19:40 ET)
Warriors(GoldenState) -1
Thats why I dont work for a living, I just bet on sports.

What Do You Think Of This Letter ?

(1)EA.
> Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America ‚s true living legends- an
> acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world’s
> highest rated speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere
> recognize him as the foremost leader in change management.
> Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious
> concept that came to be known as „partnering.” Pritchett rose from soap
> salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for
> Proctor and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.
>
> AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
>
> Dear President Obama:
>
> You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived
> and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
>
> You scare me because after months of exposure, I know
> nothing about you.
>
> You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your
> expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle
> and housing with no visible signs of support.
>
> You scare me because you did not spend the formative years
> of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an
> American.
>
> You scare me because you have never run a company or met a
> payroll.
>
> You scare me because you have never had military
> experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.
>
> You scare me because you lack humility and ‚class’, always
> blaming others.
>
> You scare me because for over half your life you have
> aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America
> and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish
> to see America fail.
>
> You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‚blame
> America ‚ crowd and deliver this message abroad.
>
> You scare me because you want to change America to a
> European style country where the government sector
> dominates instead of the private sector.
>
> You scare me because you want to replace our health care
> system with a government controlled one.
>
> You scare me because you prefer ‚wind mills’ to responsibly
> capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
>
> You scare me because you want to kill the American
> capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the
> highest standard of living in the world.
>
> You scare me because you have begun to use ‚extortion’
> tactics against certain banks and corporations.
>
> You scare me because your own political party shrinks from
> challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
>
> You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even
> consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
>
> You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both
> omnipotent and omniscient.
>
> You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on
> everything you do.
>
> You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the
> Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing,
> conservative points of view.
>
> You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
>
> Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I
> will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
>
> Lou Pritchett
>
> TRUE – CHECK:
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/y?
>
> This letter was sent to the NY Times but they never
> acknowledged it. Big surprise.
>
> Since it hit the internet, however, it has had over 500,000
> hits. Keep it going. All that is necessary for evil to succeed
> is that good men do nothing. It’s happening right now.

What Do You Think Of This Letter Written To Obama?

Dear President Obama:
You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.
You scare me because you lack humility and ‚class’, always blaming others.
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‚blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.
You scare me because you prefer ‚wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
You scare me because you have begun to use ‚extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.
You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
Lou Pritchett
Note: Lou Pritchett is a former vice president of Procter & Gamble whose career at that company spanned 36 years before his retirement in 1989, and he is the author of the 1995 business book, Stop Paddling & Start Rocking the Boat.
Mr. Pritchett confirmed that he was indeed the author of the much-circulated „open letter.” ?I did write the ‚you scare me’ letter. I sent it to the NY Times but they never acknowledged or published it. However, it hit the internet and according to the ?experts? has had over 500,000 hits.

Are You Betting On The Kentucky Derby This Weekend?

I havent even heard the horses names yet but I already have a couple of dollars in an office pool.

Ladies How Would You Feel If A Guy Sent You This Poem?

so me and this girl had a really intense connection but then soon after she left for costa rica for three months..before she left we talked about seeing what happened when she got back.. and now we only talk occasionally because she can only get on the internet once in a while…i am thinking of e-mailing her this poem but im not sure if its good enough of how she would take it..opinions?
i cant help but feel that right here is where you belong.
my hearts already decided a feeling like this cant be wrong.
i know your heart is still in need of healing.
but i hope you find this chance.this risk slightly appealing.
i see you bringing out so much good in me.
you’ll never live one day in regret, that i garauntee.
i dont mean to come on strong and i dont want to rush.
but this is so much more than a trivial crush.
this feeling cant be explained and others wouldnt understand.
but i hope you felt the same as i did firsthand.
this infautuation goes beyond a reason why.
i wont let a girl like you pass me by.
im not easily impressed and you blew me away.
around you my words become distorted.my feelings hard to convey.
i hope you realize my intentions are heartfelt and pure.
i want something real.it seems my heart is always on a detour.
fear weighs me down, but im ready to push my luck and go all in.
maybe thats because you look past my double chin (inside joke).
whatever it is, i feel your worth this gamble.
i hope you see this as more than a desultory ramble.
i dont know where your feelings stand, or where your heart lies.
my head knows your a risk, but my heart wont listen and defies.
now matter how i fight it my mind drifts to you.
im just here praying two hearts found something true.

Ladies How Would You Feel If A Guy Sent You This? ((guys Opinions Too))?

so me and this girl hooked up for a little before she left for costa rica for three months..before she left we talked about seeing what happened when she got back.. and not we only talk occasionally because she can only get on the internet once in a while…i am thinking of e-mailing her this poem but im not sure if its good enough of how she would take it..opinions?
i cant help but feel that right here is where you belong.
my hearts already decided a feeling like this cant be wrong.
i know your heart is still in need of healing.
but i hope you find this chance.this risk slightly appealing.
i see you bringing out so much good in me.
you’ll never live one day in regret, that i garauntee.
i dont mean to come on strong and i dont want to rush.
but this is so much more than a trivial crush.
this feeling cant be explained and others wouldnt understand.
but i hope you felt the same as i did firsthand.
this infautuation goes beyond a reason why.
i wont let a girl like you pass me by.
im not easily impressed and you blew me away.
around you my words become distorted.my feelings hard to convey.
i hope you realize my intentions are heartfelt and pure.
i want something real.it seems my heart is always on a detour.
fear weighs me down, but im ready to push my luck and go all in.
maybe thats because you look past my double chin (inside joke).
whatever it is, i feel your worth this gamble.
i hope you see this as more than a desultory ramble.
i dont know where your feelings stand, or where your heart lies.
my head knows your a risk, but my heart wont listen and defies.
now matter how i fight it my mind drifts to you.
im just here praying two hearts found something true.