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What Would You Do?

You are one of *two* people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How would you react?
Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway.
Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived crashes just like this before.
Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute.
Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in multi-engine aircraft under code red conditions.
Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline.
Doctor: you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment.
Sales executive: you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too.
Internal Revenue Service: you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings.
Advertiser: you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon parachute with computer altimeter for only $39.99.
Engineer: you make them another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss.
Scientist: you give them the parachute and ask them to send you a report on how well it worked.
Mathematician: you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in all cases.
Philosopher: you ask how they know the parachute actually exists.
English major: you explicate simile and metaphor in the parachute instructions.
Comparative Literature: you read the parachute instructions in all four languages.
Computer Science: you design a machine capable of operating a parachute as well as a human being could.
Economics: you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute.
Psychoanalysis: you ask them what the shape of a parachute reminds them of.
Drama: you tie them down so they can watch you develop the character of a person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute.
Art: you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it.
Republican: as you jump out with the parachute, you tell them to work hard and not expect handouts.
Democrat: you ask them for a dollar to buy scissors so you can cut the parachute into two equal pieces.
Libertarian: after reminding them of their constitutional right to have a parachute, you take it and jump out.
National Rifle Association: you shoot them and take the parachute.
Police Bigot: you beat them unconscious with the parachute.
Environmentalist: you refuse to use the parachute unless it is biodegradable.
Objectivist: your only rational and moral choice is to take the parachute, as the free market will take care of the other person.
Branch Davidian (David Koresh): you get inside the parachute and refuse to come out.
Sports Fan: you start betting on how long it will take to crash.
Auto Mechanic: as long as you are looking at the plane engine, it works fine.
Ross Perot: you tell them not to worry, since it won’t take you long to learn how to fix a plane.
Surgeon General: you issue a warning that skydiving can be hazardous to your health.
Association of Tobacco Growers: you explain very patiently that despite a number of remarkable coincidences, studies have shown no link whatsoever between airplane crashes and death.

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Would This Be Useful?

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Would This Lifestlye Work – From A Financial Perspective?

i have numerous jobs, such as bartending, baseball umpiring, buying/selling safe stocks to make profit, ebaying, blood donor and local paper run.
Then i get all my earnings together go to the TAB and bet on a team i know will win. Then get the money i make and keep stacking it into the TAB, betting more each time i gain more.
Would this work? i mean for a lot of sport games you can guess confidenlty who wins? plus what is the limint on how much can you bet in the TAB at once?
btw TAB in australia, is the place where you bet on sport games

Who Will Win, Colts Or Titans? Who Would You Bet Your Money On?

Please I am a rookie sports bettor and i need your help on this one. Who will Win this Colts Vs. Titans Sunday night game , give me your percentage or knowlege.

Would You Take The Money, Or Keep Your Pride?

I know this question could pertain to any sport, but I chose football to give you guys and gals a break from Plaxico.
Hypothetically speaking, lets say you are a pro athlete (you name the sport), and you knew you could make more money by tanking the game (because you have bet against your team and you could make millions) then by winning, would you lose on purpose?
Would you take the chance at more money than you already make, or is your pride more important?

Wait, I Thought Marijuana Would Ruin Your Health, Destroy Your Mind, (and Other Stuff). What Happened?

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ap?

I’ll bet Phelps goes straight to H ell for what he did.

Who Do You Think Would Generally Perform Better…motocross Racer Or Baseball Player?

Who do you think would generally do better in the other sport? A professional motocross racer playing baseball or a professional baseball player racing motocross?
A little bet we have at work.

How Much Money Would I Need To Set Up A Betting Shop??

This is a regulated industry to exactly protect punters from people like you. The short answer is „enough” to cover the bets and enough to the regulator to cover your defaults in case you take on more than you can chew. An agency is a different position altogether – you take bets on behalf of someone else. You are only collecting a commission. With electronic betting micro payments can be transacted. However refer to the recent US case about offshore betting. I would not recomment taking this path. There are a lot of moral issues at work. Do something more constructive. It is good for the soul and you will be more proud of yourself in the long run!

What Type Of Organisation Would Tab Fall Under?

TAB is a organisation, where people call up, and want to place bets on horse racing, sports, and etc, and we place it for them
Does this fall under manufacturing, retail, public sector or community

If You Had The Power To Heal Others Or The Power To See The Future; Which Would You Choose? But Wait….?

Two movies: Ressurection and The Dead Zone. One had to do with healing others after a near death experience and putting up with the notoriety and pressure to heal those who came to you, and the other had to do with episodic visions of things that would happen( kids playing hockey on a pond where the ice was starting to break, and a senator who would become president and start WW111. No lottery ticket visions or sports outcome betting millionaires.